Yep, you’ve guessed it, gross.  The best line has to be where they casually state that it’s usually done over a period of three days with the patient collecting all of their feces into a container.

What kind of container I wonder?  An old ice cream tub?  And collected?  With what, a ladle?

My excitement when I first read this in my head, was palpable.  Sadly it doesn’t do what its name might at first suggest.

Yeah, mad huh? Big Nose George’s - not sure of the reasons for the nickname - life ended badly when he became a brogue.

I’ll save you clicking.  Wodehouse is a community in Ontario.

No, really, that’s the entire article.

Collins is married to Grace Maxwell, who is also his manager.

The couple live in London and have one son, William, who maintains his father’s MySpace page.

Rock and fucking roll that, right?  Excuse me whilst I gouge my eyes out with a spoon.

When I say Iceland I don’t mean Kerry Katona’s former cash cow and when I say cocks I don’t mean people like her either.  I mean Iceland the country and its museum that’s dedicated to preserving and displaying penises.

You couldn’t make it up.

Aside from that I’m clueless.  Really I am, I couldn’t make head nor tale of the titles.